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IS GOING TO SWEDEN.. TICKET IS ALREADY PAID.. You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life

27. května 2011 v 10:43 | Lole |  Diario
TENHLE DNEŠNÍ ČLÁNEK JE INFORMATIVNÍHO TYPU ...
Moudro pro dnešní den:

Cigarety jsou jako křečci
...Naprosto neškodné, dokud je nestrčíte do pusy a nezapálíte

WARNING 1 :
Dámy a pánové, balím batůžek a 3. 6. na 10 dní opouštím tuhle všivou zemi. Chovejte se všichni tak, jako bych tady pořád byla a dohlížela na vás. Peace

WARNING 2 :
TOMU, KDO SI TO POSLECHNE AŽ DO KONCE DÁM 5ti KORUNU :D http://trololololololololololo.com/

WARNING 3 :
nemůžu si pomoct.. našla jsem tuhle výbornou stránku http://9gag.com/ s funny pics


WARNING 4 :
Dědeček si prohlíží v novinách stránku s fotografiemi zesnulých.
Přijde vnuk, koukne dědovi přes rameno a povídá:
" Tak co dědo...zase na Facebooku?"

Vtipy o somálcích jsou sice už dlouho out, ale tenhle mě fakt dostal.

Víte, proč nemají ostatní děti rády ty somálské?
- Protože jsou nafoukané...

WARNING 5 :
včera jsem dostala pozvánku do Sálu království na přednášku o tom, jak Ježíš snímá hřích světa. Pozvánku jsem si vzala, poděkovala a rozloučila se. Jak chcete poslat do prdele dvě usmívající se stařenky? Kdybyste měl někdo zájem, tak 17. června můžeme nakoupit nějakou kořalku, nachystat si dotazy a obsadit první řadu.

WARNING 6 :
a na závěr ..
Výborný IQ test, rychlé a přesné. Všem doporučuji.

...

 


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Chci pětikorunu! :D
Ty obrázky jsou hodně dobré, takže dík za tip co dělat až se budu nudit.
Tý jo, ten IQ test je skvělý! Proč já loni platila psychologovi, aby mi to řekl, když tady je to zadarmo se stejným výsledkem? :D
A měj se hezky! :)

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